Hange’s Experiments Series 4: Night of the Loving Dead - Bonus

Warning: Possible OOC-ness of canon characters

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Hange: Hello everyone! This is Hange Zoe here!

Doppel: *sobbing on the table*

DW: … *patting Doppel on the back*

Hange: Err… D-Doppel…? Are you ok…?

Doppel: *continues sobbing*

DW: Oh, don’t mind her… She’s just really upset that she didn’t manage to make the deadline. It hit her harder that our trip and work schedule made it even later for her to complete everything.

Hange: Wait, you guys went for a trip?!

DW: Well, our real body did.

Doppel: *exhales* Ok, I’m alright now…! I think…

Hange: Are you sure…?

Doppel: Yes, let’s continue before it starts again!

Hange: Ok then. I’ve introduced myself.

Doppel: Alright people, Doppel here! Welcome back to the bonus section! DW here is our special guest for the moment too since she was present for the episode.

DW: And just in case you went sobbing again… I’ve taken the extra measure to buy at least 10 boxes of tissues and I’m bringing in a pail.

Hange: Is it really that bad…?

DW: Who knows? More importantly, did you guys enjoy Halloween?

Hange: Oh yes, it was very fun indeed.

Sasha: I so totally dig into the food!

Petra: I really like the decoration. Everyone put in so much effort to make it work!

Eren: The pumpkin catapult game was pretty fun! But that horse-face totally ruined the mood at the apple bobbing…

Jean: Hey, it can’t be helped that I grew gills!

Doppel: So did you guys enjoy my little gift? Just in case you guys didn’t catch what everyone was, I’ll put in a list to make things easier.

Shingeki no Kyojin casts’ Halloween forms
Eren - Bi-elemental of earth and fire
Mikasa - Fire elemental
Armin - Fairy prince
Jean - Merman
Marco - Dark angel
Sasha - Dryad
Connie - Mummy
Ymir - Dark knight
Krista - Angel
Annie - White dragoness
Reiner - Werelion
Bertolt - Emerald dragonoid
Erwin - Warlock
Levi - Vampiric demon
Hange - Witch
Mike - Werewolf

Doppel: As for the rest, you’ll have to use your imagination.

Hange: From what I gathered, I’ve got mixed reactions from the whole of the Corps.

Connie: I object to mine! Why am I a dried out corpse anyway?!

Doppel: So you can help start the “Levi the fireman” running gag.

Levi: Tch… Brat, I’m not putting out another fire! And besides, how did we never run out of pumpkin juice anyway?

Hange: A very good question, Shorty! How did that work? It’s like they’re magic!

Doppel: Oh, I err… Borrowed! Yeah, borrowed, some enchanted pitchers from somewhere…

-++Meanwhile in a well hidden school of wizardry and witchcraft++-

Dumbledore: Severus, have the missing enchanted bottomless pitchers been found?

Snape: Apparently not, sir. I have checked with the elves but they have no clue onto how they suddenly disappeared. And just recently, I have received reports that our enchanted plates have gone missing too.

Dumbledore: Say what now?!

-++++-

DW: SERIOUSLY?! You go return the things you’ve stolen or I’ll see to it that you get the permanent body lock spell on you!

Doppel: Fine, fine. I was about to do it anyway…

Hange: Err… Ok…? I’m not sure where that was going but let’s get to the word count!

1. Warlock Commander Erwin - 8335 words
2. Dark Angel Marco - 5551 words
3. Werewolf Mike - 5503 words
4. Merman Jean - 5289 words
5. Dragonoid Bertolt - 5272 words
6. Fairy Prince Armin - 4733 words
7. Vampiric Demon Levi - 4548 words
8. Werelion Reiner - 4205 words

Hange: Dang, the Commander owns all! So, what exactly happened along the way when you were working on Erwin’s path?

Doppel: Truth to be told, I was actually having trouble coming up with a plot for 4 people at one point: Armin, Erwin, Levi and Marco. I managed to solve the problem for Armin’s side by going cute. And then, there’s Krista…

Armin: *turns head and blushes* ...

Doppel: I had fun with her in that one.

Ymir: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY KRISTA?!

Krista: Y-Ymir… C-Calm down…

Doppel: Relax, I’m straight. I meant that time when she went all cray-cray.

Ymir: “Cray-cray”?

Doppel: Crazy.

Ymir: Oh! Right…

Doppel: So after Armin, I tackled the one involving Marco. I tried to draw out his dark side but I think I failed terribly…

DW: Well, according to the comments on that page, they seemed to think that you did well.

Doppel: I still think I failed anyway.

Jean: So Marco, do tell us how would you be if your dark side pops up.

Marco: J-Jean! I’m not sure if this is really a good time for it… Ahaha… *rubs behind neck*

Doppel: I managed to deal with Levi’s path at the same time with Armin’s. But I felt that I want to deal with Marco and Erwin’s paths and then you know the rest of the story.

Hange: Huh, I see… Hmm… Do you think we’ll get these forms again next Halloween?

Doppel: Who knows? Maybe?

Hange: Ok, I can’t think of anything else to talk about…

DW: Me either.

Hange: *claps hand*So, now that it’s already December, you know what that means!

Doppel: Yes, everyone! We’re going to make sure that there will be a memorable Christmas for everyone!

DW: And just so you know, everyone SHOULD be safe for this year’s Christmas, at least safe from a certain someone…

Hange: Oh, just you wait. I’ve already got something in m-

*BOOM!*

Everyone (except DW, Doppel, Erwin and Levi): WHOA!

Hange: *completely smoking black* ………………………………………… *cough cough* Oh, come on now!

DW: Alright, see you in the next bonus section!

Hange: Mark my words! I will have my re-

*BOOM!*

Doppel: Yeesh…

DW: Better be careful on what you say now. It’s still a long way to go.

Hange: Dang it! *cough*